she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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