Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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