You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Dicks are not precious.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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