god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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