I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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