Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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