mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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