There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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