so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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