He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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