I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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