8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
