So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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