For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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