I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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