Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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