I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
