SEEEEXXX PLEASE
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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