His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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