Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So much Jack, so little girl.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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