My pussy is not your playground.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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