Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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