i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I want a musical about memes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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