Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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