Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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