absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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