I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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