my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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