I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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