I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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