I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Michael Bay diarrhea
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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