did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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