There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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