I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.