Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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