We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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