Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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