This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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