I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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