How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize