I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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