none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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