FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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