Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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