Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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