I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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