we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
