what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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