Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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