I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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