Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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