i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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