In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
