I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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