i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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