I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
why is half of my head shaved?
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