I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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